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Jan, Mac & Kiki. They are the smart-looking three kings in the photo. Our favorite place is the master bedroom which is not really a perfect place to rest where a lot of activities are held: wresting tournaments, concerts, photo sessions, interrogation, scare tactics, recreation, just to name a few. In case of a knock off, we make our bed close to the floor to cushion the impact and minimize ego and body injury. Sometimes, we line up for the toilet and shout at each other either to wait or rush. One is brushing his teeth on the sink while the other, at his right side, is flexing his lower back muscles over the bowl of shi__. What a mouthful and assful of shi__! We quarrel over the smell coming out of the toilet bowl after flushing and forgetting – maybe with impish intention – to turn on the exhaust fan or whose fart smell so bad that lizards are falling off from the ceiling, cockroaches swirling out of the cracks and mosquitoes nosediving onto the hot florescent tube.